Don't bother with cat hair on clothes. Embrace it as a sweet reminder of your furry friend wherever you go
Cats topple everything. No decor, flowers, or iPhones are safe. Prepare for chaos.
Cat owners often encounter their cats' butts up close; it may seem gross, but it's a sign of affection—cats show they like you that way!
Cats snooze in sunny spots until 1-3 hours before your alarm, then they exercise, scratch, and climb on your face.
Cats poop in boxes, we clean. Acceptable, but messy.
Cat rejects carefully chosen bed for lowly cardboard box. Disappointing, but cats will be cats.
I eat store-bought food, while my cat enjoys meticulously formulated, top-quality food from veterinary nutritionists, occasionally regurgitating it on the rug.
Counter-knock, laptop-sitter, meowing phantom-chaser.